Hello everyone, and welcome to the 17th week of The Bible’s Greatest Hits. Perfectly situated smack dab in the middle of your week, intelligently designed to help give you a little Jesus boost to push through until the weekend. After a Facebook feed choked full of presidential debate memes, I’m sure we can all use a break from exaggerations, lies, delusions of grandeur, distortions of science, faulty logic, fiction being proclaimed as truth, and men claiming that they’re here to save the world. What better place to get away from all of that than the Bible?
I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert.
Oh yeah?! Well I’m like a… penguin of the… swamp? No… I’m like an emu of the air. Yeah.