Hello and welcome everyone to another edition of the Bible’s Greatest Hits, a weekly dose of important scriptural medicine to help get you through the most “meh” day of the week. But before I lift your spirits with a shot of God’s wisdom on ice, I want to share a concern of mine. You see, I recently happened upon this blog post by Ken Ham highlighting the fact that the Ark Encounter, a Noah-inspired theme park AiG is planning to build in Kentucky met it’s year-end fundraising goal. Ok, you caught me, “happened upon” is a bit of a misnomer since Hamcorder’s blogs all show up in my email inbox. What can I say, I’m a masochist. Anyway, that fundraising goal was $3 million. Yup, people donated millions of dollars to celebrate that time when God supposedly wiped out the entire population of the Earth (minus 8 people and some animals). With that in mind, I’m now accepting donations for my own atrocity-inspired theme park, Auschwitz Funland.
Enough of that though, let’s check out this week’s verse!
I will destroy your witchcraft
and you will no longer cast spells.Micah 5:12
C’mon, Jesus! You’re the worst DM ever!
What if I promise to only cast magic missile against the darkness? Surely God can’t object to that? I’m attacking THE DARKNESS.