Good afternoon everyone and welcome to another humbling and spiritually potent edition of the Bible’s Greatest Hits. Of course, I have an amazing piece of Biblical wisdom to bestow upon you today, but first I want to talk about Wesley Snipes. Actually, it isn’t me that wants to, but a tax blogger over at Forbes who really, really wants to. Writer Peter J Reilly has pumped out two articles in the past few days relating the Demolition Man star’s pre-release from prison on tax related charges with the similar case of our much beloved Kent Hovind. I’m not sure that Reilly has any angle other than being interested in the tax law issues, though he does state in one of the articles that he isn’t a creationist. Reilly also points out that Eric Hovind’s application and approval for non-profit status for Creation Today provides telling counter evidence for his father’s claims that the IRS discriminates against creationists. Touche. But enough of that, here’s today’s verse!
Then came the first, saying, Lord, thy pound hath gained ten pounds.
Look, it’s been winter and I haven’t been getting outside to exercise. And the holidays are really difficult with all the food and candy, but you don’t have to rub it in, all right? Geez.