Back in the Habit

Back In The HabitIt’s been far too long since any of us has spent some quality time with Crocoduck.com, and that’s a terrible tragedy. Someday, maybe I’ll go into detail about why we decided to take a few steps back, or maybe I’ll just wait until Larry King asks for an interview. Either way, we’re back in action.

We’ve got some cool plans in the works, and we’re adding a few writers to the rosters. So, check back often, because we’ll probably have something snarky to say.

 

The Bible’s Greatest Hits – Week 27: John 4:32

Hello all and welcome to this post-War on Christmas edition of The Bible’s Greatest Hits. I hope you all survived the gluttony, in-laws, and other such terrors. Speaking of terrors, it appears that Creation Today, Eric Hovind’s  webcam diary, has joined up with some other reality denialists to create a 3D film of the book of Genesis using the same techniques as James Cameron’s Avatar. So, there’s that to look forward to. Elsewhere, a jury found that “faith healing” is a bit of a misnomer when the subject dies and voted unanimously to award the victim’s family $100 million. But enough of that, on to today’s verse!

 

But he said unto them, I have meat to eat that ye know not of.

John 4:32

 

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

The Crocoduck Is Back!

I must apologize for our recent downtime. We were already getting too big for our britches and our hosting company wasn’t as enthusiastic as we are. So now we’ve transfered over to a swanky new host and we’ve been working on some new plans for the future.

Creationism isn’t going to make fun of itself.

Wait.

The Crocoduck has been a little quiet

Things have been a little crazy in Crocoduck-land lately. But don’t you fret. Everything will be running a bit more smoothly as we ramp up to the site’s official launch.

My jeans get a little tight just thinking about it.