The Weekly Roundup: 3/2/13-3/8/13

Each week, Crocoduck brings you the most cringe-inducing, mind-scrambling Tweets and Facebook posts from everyone’s favorite Creationist, evangelist, or just garden-variety stooges. If you’ve found a particularly entertaining Twitter feed or Facebook page of a prominent stooge, let us know  in the comments so we can follow and share.

 

Hello everyone and welcome to the totally-not-3-days-late edition of The Weekly Roundup. As always, I am looking for more fun Twitter/Facebook feeds of silly, irrational people to follow and share. So, if you know of any, please clue me in.

To start us off this week, John Piper got high and took to Twitter to ask one of those really important, pot-fueled questions about life and the universe.

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The Weekly Roundup: 2/23/13-3/1/13

Each week, Crocoduck brings you the most cringe-inducing, mind-scrambling Tweets and Facebook posts from everyone’s favorite Creationist, evangelist, or just garden-variety stooges. If you’ve found a particularly entertaining Twitter feed or Facebook page of a prominent stooge, let us know  in the comments so we can follow and share.

Hello everyone and welcome to this week’s Roundup. Looking at the selections this week, I realize that these four gentlemen are the only people I have on my radar that consistently knock out good posts. Please let me know if there are other crazies I can delight in.

First off, Rick Warren paints us a picture of a bizarre people auction in which temptations are bidding for us? He must have been watching Storage Wars.

Warren sold out

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The Weekly Roundup – 2/16/13-2/22/13

Each week, Crocoduck brings you the most cringe-inducing, mind-scrambling Tweets and Facebook posts from everyone’s favorite Creationist, evangelist, or just garden-variety stooges.

Starting us off this week is the unparalleled wisdom of Ray Comfort, whose response to those who don’t want to be proselytized to is a gleeful, “Shut up and listen to me harder.”

Ray Comfort 2.17.13

Next we have this beauty from Joel Osteen. I guess the biggest struggle for Joel’s all-powerful God is against ordinary people. Keep up the good work, ordinary people. Let’s keep God bogged down. [Read more…]